Thursday, April 28, 2016

What's in your bag???

I was driving my snazzy car and asked the fake Gordon Ramsay if he could grab my sunglasses from my bag.

He shook his head. “I won’t find them.”

I turned to him (at the red light of course).

“That racehorse that went missing a few years back? Pretty sure it’s in your bag along with my tennis racquet I can’t find and the jar of peanut butter you said I didn’t buy, but I’m pretty sure I did.”

I won’t bore you with what followed, but for all the people who heard us, my apologies. For the record there was no peanut butter in my bag, however, I did empty it out. I don’t think it’s too bad do you?

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